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David White

David is a classically trained ape living in Brooklyn, NY. He’s a musician, sculptor, writer, brewer and designer. Check out more of his work at DavidWhiteDesign.net or visit SecondStack.org to learn how we can give hope for all our futures by spreading knowledge through literature.

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